Marshmallow Scars

So just now my coffee went down the wrong pipe, and I choked a tiny bit. (It was just about ten seconds of coughing, not anything serious.) However, right at the end, after I’d swallowed everything okay, some coffee came out of nowhere and got up into my sinuses on the left side. It didn’t do anything so undignified as come out my nose (thank GOD), but I’ve now got that lovely burning, dizzy, water-up-my-nose feeling.

Lovely.

I have no idea why I don’t have any qualms with putting all of my embarrassing, graceless incidents up for the whole world to read.